![]() ![]() ends up compacting itself into a small pellet of mass that owls then yarf up in the most disgusting way possible. All the undigestible parts of an owl’s prey - bone, skin, fur, etc. Which is another thing owls have: gullets, not stomachs. Here’s another fun owl fact: barn owls eat their prey whole, skin, bones and everything. These owls, which are also smol and cute, are like “fuck yo trees, I’m living underground betch.” They will happily evict a prairie dog or groundhog from their den and take over. But this one is my favorite: the Burrowing Owl. There are more than 150 species of owls in the wild, and I’d love to put photos of all of them in this article, but I can’t because that’s just too many owls. That’s efficient, and if you know anything about owls, everyone always says “boy, those owls sure are efficient!” Fun fact: owls do not have an butthole, they have a cloaca which it uses for both excretory and sexual purposes. How can you not like these sharp, nocturnal mammal-murderers? They’re great. Yes, I know we also did this with bears, but come on. Here are your Tottenham Hotspur player ratings to the theme of superb owls. or hearing someone talking about owls, am I right? In honor of these magnificent birds, and also because there’s apparently a big SPORTSBALL GAME coming up this weekend, we’re going to first talk about owls. In fact, it seems like you can’t go anywhere these days without either encountering one - on the subway, in the elevator, getting a half-caf mouse latte at Starbucks, etc. It was great! We’re gonna talk about that.īut first: owls are totally hot right now. * unless you count them.Tottenham Hotspur defeated Manchester City 1-0 on Sunday, and Harry Kane became Spurs’ all-time leading goal scorer. Like "42" and "You're gonna have a bad time". This includes timeless references that only our weird programmer can understand.
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